oh god the rape fog is back!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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