Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
