i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I pour the whiskey from now on
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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