yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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