Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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