Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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