I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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