school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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