why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I have feelings that need drinking.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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