I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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