We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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