You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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