? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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