i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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