Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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