Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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