his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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