Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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