what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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