i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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