What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
vagina is talking i cant
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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