1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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