im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We need to rekindle our bromance
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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