my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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