Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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