I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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