He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
