Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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