How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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