And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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