She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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