going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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