their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
