its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
