Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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