her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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