Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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