ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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