remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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