i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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