eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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