i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Sext me about skeletons
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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