What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Too much gin, very little bucket
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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