remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
