normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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