It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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