David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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