She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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