So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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