I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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