I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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