we're blogging at a bar
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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