I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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