i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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